SLEEP STUDIES 2022

Quantitative Analysis of Fuzzy Math

By Dr. Zee P. Fizzypop, Sleep Research Institute

The methodology behind our study involved:

• Randomly selecting participants from the local population and assigning them to either a "normal sleep" group or a "weird sleep" group
• Measuring sleep duration using a custom-built, highly inaccurate sleep tracker that looked suspiciously like a Game Boy Advance
• Running fuzzy math on the data to account for "human error" and "quantum physics"

Results:

We found that 99.9% of our participants had sleep durations that were "not even close to what we thought we meant" and "definitely not what we wrote on the grant proposals"

Our study suggests that sleep is, in fact, just a myth perpetuated by our grandparents to get us to sleep more.

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