MEETING AGENDA FOR THE AGES

AGENDA ITEM 3: "The Inevitable Discussion about Coffee Machines"

The CEO is going to talk about how they're going to buy 5 new coffee machines, but we all know it's really about who ate the last of the donuts.

• Minutes from the previous meeting
• Action items from the previous meeting

AGENDA ITEM 4: "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Post-it's"

We'll have a presentation about how to properly dispose of Post-it notes. Because, clearly, someone has been hoarding them.

• Post-it note disposal best practices
• Who ate the last of the Post-it's

AGENDA ITEM 2: "The Great Debate about the Best Pizza Toppings"

We'll have a lively discussion about whether pineapple belongs on pizza. Because, clearly, the answer is obvious.

• In favor of pineapple
• Against pineapple