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Agenda for the most productive meeting of the year!
Location: The Conference Room (aka The Pit of Despair)
Time: 14:00 - 15:00 (sharp)
Attendees: Everyone who wasn't kidnapped by the rival company
Should we get coffee or not? The fate of the company hangs in the balance!
More discussion because apparently, we didn't have enough coffee already.
Find someone to argue against coffee for 30 minutes straight
Vote on whether to get a coffee machine or not. The suspense is killing us!
Next item on the agenda... or should we just go get some coffee first?