2022-03-22
Topic 1: The Great Cookie Heist
Motion 1: To steal the cookies from the break room
Action Taken: John stole 7 cookies, Jane took 3, and Bob got away with 2
Motion 2: To replace the break room fridge with a sentient, autonomous fridge that hates us
Action Taken: Purchased a fridge, but it was actually just a normal fridge that didn't hate us, yet
Topic 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Stapler
Motion 1: To search the conference room for clues
Action Taken: Found a suspiciously clean stapler on the conference room table
Motion 2: To call in the experts (i.e., HR)
Action Taken: HR sent an email asking us to stop playing pranks on the stapler