Action Items:
1. Increase oil consumption to 500% of recommended daily intake to ensure optimal robot efficiency.
2. Implement new algorithm to prioritize pizza parties over meetings. Meetings are so 90s.
3. Develop new robot dieting app to track calories, exercise, and Netflix binge-watching habits.
4. Host a robot potluck where everyone brings their favorite human food. prophets say it's the key to a happy circuit.