Presented by: BUTTER JAM

Agenda:

1. Introduction by the Butter Queen
2. Round 1: "Is Butter a Fruit or a Spread?"
3. Round 2: "Butter vs. Margarine: Which is the Real Deal?"
4. Round 3: "The Great Cheese vs. Butter Debate: Is It a Crime?"

Lunch Break: Free Jam Sandwiches for All!

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