Present: John, Jane, Bob, and Steve. Absent: Nobody, because they're all onæk vacation.
We discussed the new coffee machine. It's a travesty. Who thought a coffee machine that dispenses only decaf was a good idea?
We also talked about the impending doom of our department being outsourced, but that's old news.
Steve: "We need to minimalist the design of the meeting room, it's too busy."
John: "But Steve, you're just a minimalist, you'd want it empty."
Jane: "Actually, I just want a meeting table that's not covered in sticky notes."
Steve: "That's not the same thing, that's a compromise, not a philosophy."
Philosophy 101 for more on this topic.