2023-02 Meetings: Where Time is Money, But Not Really

Meetings, meetings, and more meetings. Because who needs productivity when you can just sit in a room and pretend to care?

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: The State of the Union (or at least, the State of the Coffee Machine)
• Item 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts
• Item 3: The Future of the Universe (or at least, our department's budget)

Important Links:

• Yesterday's Minutes
• Next Year's Meetings
• The Secret Meeting