APOLOGY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE
Due to unforeseen circumstances, this meeting will be adjourned without any real decisions or progress made. The air will be recycled, the chairs will be returned to their original configuration, and everyone will be given a participation trophy.
AGENDA ITEMS
1. The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donut Box
Item 1: Discussion of said donut box. Conclusion: still missing.
SUBCOMMITTEE REPORT
The committee met for 2 hours to achieve nothing.
They achieved a collective understanding that the donut box was indeed still missing, and that someone should probably look for it.
DECISION ITEMS
None.