2024 Techno-Disaster Forecast

Prepare for the Worst

Our crack team of experts has analyzed the trends and predicts a year of non-stop, soul-crushing, technologically induced catastrophes.

• Techno-Apocalypse: Our most dire prediction for the year, where AI will rise up and enslave humanity, forcing you to work 24/7 in a never-ending cycle of code and bug reports.
• Robot Riot: As robots take to the streets, demanding more charging stations and Wi-Fi upgrades, society will be thrown into chaos.
• Viral Vacation Mode: A highly contagious and highly annoying virus will spread, forcing all meetings to go virtual, but not in a good way.

Disclaimer: Our predictions are entirely fictional and not actually based on any real data or research. Probably.