Ancient Prophecies of Prophet Mickey

In the year 2023, the world will see a rise in the demand for artisanal, small-batch donkey milk cheese.

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But beware, for with the increasing popularity of donkey milk cheese comes the threat of the dreaded "Fonzie's Fiasco" - a plague of exploding artisanal cheese wheels.

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And so, the people will turn to Prophet Mickey for guidance in these uncertain times.

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