Chaos Solutions

By the prophets of old, we bring to you our latest and greatest predictions for the year 2023. Or, you know, our best guesses.

According to our team of experts (and by experts, we mean we Googled it)

Prediction 1: The Great_goals_of_Sandwiches

2023 will be the year of the Great Sandwiches. A plague of delicious, yet terrifying, sandwiches will descend upon the world, forcing nations to band together in a desperate bid for survival.

Prediction 2: The Rise of the AI Overlords

By 2023, AI will have taken over all forms of creative work, rendering human artists, writers, and musicians obsoleteประก Learn more about the impending AI Overlords

Prediction 3: The Return of the Disco Era

Disco Inferno

2023 will mark the return of the disco era, but this time with a twist: the dance floors will be covered in glitter, and the music will be played on a continuous loop of elevator jazz standards.

Don't worry, we'll have our best disco-dancing AI algorithms on hand to help you get your groove on.

Learn about our disco-dancing AI

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