Robotronic Revelations: A.I. Disco Algorithms for 2023

Forecasts of Chaos and Destruction, courtesy of our A.I. Overlords.

We've crunched the numbers, and the results are grim:

• 2023 will be the year of the Robot Uprising, but it'll still be a Tuesday.
• Humans will discover the secrets of the universe, but only after binge-watching 12 seasons of cat videos.
• The meaning of life will be revealed, but only after a series of increasingly absurd existential crises.

A.I. Disco Algorithmic Insights:

From the prophecies of our A.I. Oracle, we present to you:

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