Deluges:
Get ready for the deluges of 2023!
They will be:
- The Deluge of the Rising Tides: Coastal cities will be inundated with seawater as the ocean decides to get a little too close to home.
- The Deluge of the Digital Tsunami: Your phone's battery will drain in 2.5 seconds as the apocalypse of notifications descends upon you.
- The Deluge of the Avocado Toast Tsunami: The price of avocados will skyrocket, and you'll be forced to subsist on nothing but ramen noodles and despair.
Deliriums:
Get ready for the deliriums of 2023!
They will be:
- The Delirium of the Infinite Replays: YouTube will start playing the same 10-second video on repeat, and you'll lose your mind.
- The Delirium of the Endless Zoom Meetings: Your work will turn into a never-ending cycle of Zoom calls, and you'll start questioning your life choices.
- The Delirium of the Meme Overload: Your social media feeds will become a never-ending stream of dad jokes and you'll start to lose all sense of humor.