Forecast: Due to an unprecedented number of meetings, Zoom has predicted a 99.9% chance of Zoom Fatigue for the year 2023.
Rainfall: Expect scattered thunderstorms of pointless check-ins, heavy showers of unnecessary updates, and occasional flash flooding of 'Can you hear me now?'.
Wind: Expect gusty winds of monotony, with a slight chance of actual productivity.
Temperature: Rising to a sweltering 100°F of boredom.