We are pleased to announce that the 2023 Project Planning Symposium will take place on March 16, 2023. A symposium of unparalleled brilliance and tedium, where the world's top project managers gather to discuss... well, project planning.
Speakers:
- Marcus T. Punctilious, Esq., Renowned Project Manager and Expert in the Field of Doing Things
- Dr. Emily J. Bottomline, Ph.D., Theorist of The Art of Not Getting Anything Done
- Baron P. Time-Squander, Lord of the Lost Hours and Expert in the Science of Doing Nothing
We are proud to offer a range of topics, including:
- The Art of Making Excuses: A Guide to Project Success through Creative Reasoning
- The Science of Doing Nothing: A Study of the Benefits of Inaction and Procrastination
- Project Management: A Journey through the Labyrinthine Maze of Red Tape and Bureaucratic Efficiency
Join us for an unforgettable experience of learning, networking, and navel-gazing!
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