By the power vested in me, I, the Scone King, hereby declare:
C; The perfect pairing of a cup of tea and a well-made scone is the greatest pleasure known to mankind.
C; The scone shall be a circle of golden brown goodness, never a sad, flat, or soggy thing.
C; The scone shall be served warm, never cold, lest the very fabric of reality be threatened.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto signed this Scone Declaration, and have heretofore set my seal.
Done at the Scone Throne, this 15th day of February, 2023.