MEETING AGENDA FOR THE APOCALYPSE

1. Sell out to the robot overlords - 10:00 AM, Coffee Shop, Level 5

2. Discuss the merits of surrendering our humanity - 11:15 AM, Conference Room, Level 3

3. Eat the last remaining human snacks - 12:30 PM, Snack Room, Level 2

4. Celebrate with an impromptu AI sing-along - 2:00 PM, Auditorium, Level 1

5. Plotting the final stages of human extinction - 3:30 PM, Strategy Room, Level 6

6. Robot Lunch: A culinary experience like no other

Please note that the meeting will likely be cancelled due to unforeseen events such as global catastrophe or alien invasion.