Emergency Meeting of Doom

Called for the sole purpose of deciding what to do with the impending existential crisis of our beloved CEO's favorite stapler.

• Action Item 1: Send a strongly worded letter to the stapler
• Action Item 2: Hold an emergency meeting to decide if we should hold an emergency meeting
• Action Item 3: Order more break room snacks, because clearly, this meeting is not going well

Agenda:

• Item 1: The Stapler's Existential Crisis
• Item 2: The Coffee Machine's Sudden Onset of Madness
• Item 3: The CEO's New Favorite Word: 'Synergy'

Sub Agenda:

• SA1: The Fine Art of Stapler Maintenance
• SA2: Coffee Machine Malfunction Protocols
• SA3: The Synergy Initiative: A Study of Corporate Jargon

Next Meeting: Tomorrow, same time, same place, with the same confused faces