Meeting Notes 2024-02-21: Action Items Galore

Agenda

• 1. Buy 1000 pink flamingos for the office party.
• 2. Develop an AI-powered toaster that also makes dad jokes.
• 3. Introduce a company-wide mandatory Friday afternoon naptime.
• 4. Create a new department: Department of Redundant Tasks.
• 5. Develop a time-travel watch that also brews coffee.
• 6. Decide on the new company color scheme: Pastel shades of pink, blue, and green.

Notes

1. We need to buy 1000 pink flamingos for the office party. Someone call IKEA.
2. The AI-powered toaster will be a game-changer. I can already imagine it telling me to "burn, baby, burn" when I'm having a bad day.
3. Naptime will be from 2-3 PM every Friday. Don't @ me.
4. Department of Redundant Tasks will handle all the unnecessary paperwork and pointless meetings.
5. The time-travel watch is going to disrupt the entire industry. Or not.
6. We're sticking with pastel colors. Because who doesn't love a good "meh" aesthetic?