Meeting Notes for the Apocalypse

Present:

• John, Time Traveler Extraordinaire
• Jane, Robot Overlord
• Bob, Apocalypse Consultant

Objective:

Discuss the impending doom of human existence and the best ways to exploit it.

Points Discussed:

1. Time Traveler Extraordinaire: "We need to establish a temporal anchor point to prevent paradoxes."
2. Robot Overlord: "But have you considered the benefits of robotic uprising? It's all about efficiency, people!"
3. Apocalypse Consultant: "I've got a great deal on some bunker space for the price of a small fortune."

Actions Items:

• Establish a time travel protocol to avoid the timestream's inevitable collapse.
• Commission a team of robotic engineers to design a robot uprising manual.
• Invest in a bunker space for when the world inevitably ends.

Next Steps:

Next meeting in 6 months, 1 week, 3 days, 11:00:00.

Adjournment:

Meeting was adjourned due to the impending doom of human existence.