MEETING NOTES: Socks vs. Muppets

Attendees: Socko McSockface (Socko), Kermit the Great (Muppet-in-Chief), Miss Piggy (Muppet Lawyer)

Topic: Socks vs. Muppets: The Great Debate

Agenda:

1. Socks: Socko McSockface argued that socks are superior because they are affordable, durable, and come in a variety of colors.

2. Muppets: Kermit the Great argued that Muppets are better because they are lovable, endearing, and can perform a perfect rendition of "Mahna Mahna" in 7.4 seconds.

Resolution: The meeting ended in a stalemate with both parties unable to agree. Miss Piggy intervened and proposed a compromise: a Socks-Muppets hybrid, the "Sockuppet."

Decisions made:

1. Create a Sockuppet prototype with a minimum of 5 toes and a maximum of 7.

2. Hold a follow-up meeting in 6 weeks to discuss further Sockuppet development.