As per the minutes of the meeting, we have decided to create a sentient, inflatable unicorn that will be used as a mascot for our company. The unicorn will be able to change colors and emit a soothing hum to promote team morale.
Implementation Plan:
Design the inflatable unicorn using 3D printing and a mixture of polyester and magic.
Program the unicorn to change colors and emit a soothing hum using a combination of Arduino and a can of hairspray.
Test the unicorn for sentience by placing it in a room with a cat.