MEETING MINUTES FOR THE AGES

Decision 1: The Great Pizza Debate

At 10:00 AM on 2024-03-19, the meeting attendees gathered to discuss the most pressing matter of our time: the toppings on our pizza.

After much deliberation, it was decided that pineapple was, in fact, a suitable topping.

However, a minority report of dissenting opinions was raised, and we shall address that in a separate memo.

Recommendations:

• That we order 3 large pepperoni pizzas with extra cheese.
• That we invite Dave to bring his famous garlic knots.
• That we play the company's favorite playlist during our pizza party.

Next Meeting: 2024-03-20 10:00 AM. Come for the pizza, stay for the existential dread.