Present: The Great Overlord, The Right Hand, The Left Hand, The Guy Who Just Walked in
Objective: To discuss the impending doom of our quarterly sales numbers
The Great Overlord: "I don't care about the numbers, what I care about is the snacks. Who ordered the snacks for this meeting?"
The Right Hand: "Uh, I think it was... *whistles innocently*"
The Left Hand: "No, no, I'm pretty sure it was the Guy Who Just Walked in"
The Guy Who Just Walked in: "I'm just here for the free food, guys."