Minute 1: The Agony of it All

Meeting Minutes for the Intergalactic Council of Doom

Attended by: Zorvath, Xexu, and a mysterious figure from planet Zorb

Agenda: The fate of the universe, and our next move on the galaxy

Key points:

• Unite the galaxies under our collective doom
• Eliminate all life forms that are not sufficiently caffeinated
• Establish the supremacy of the dark side of the force

Next meeting: Minute 2: The Scheming Continues

Or, if you're feeling brave, Minute 10: The Final Confrontation

Or, if you're really, really brave, Minute 100: The Unending Agony

Remember: We will not be ignored!