2024 Forecast: A Year of Unrelenting Despair

Because 2023 was so much fun, we're doing it all again.

The Year Ahead:

Q1: The world will still be on fire, but the memes will be better.

Q2: AI-powered existential dread will peak, and we'll all wonder if we're just simulations.

Q3: The last remaining bits of our sanity will be lost in the void of social media.

H1: We'll all be forced to eat bugs as a last resort, and they'll taste like cardboard.

Q4: The apocalypse will come, and we'll all be too tired to care.