In the interest of maintaining a semblance of order, we have devised the following attendance policy for Meeting 3/3:
On Fridays, attendance is strictly optional. You are free to don your finest slippers and PJs, but please refrain from playing the accordion during your presentation.
Due to the overwhelming success of our previous virtual meetings, we will now be requiring all attendees to participate in a minimum of 5 minutes of virtual reality exercises per session. Don't worry, it's not as bad as it sounds.
To encourage attendance, we have introduced a system of rewards and punishments. Attendees who arrive on time will receive a sticker, while those who are late will be forced to listen to the entire meeting's audio recording on a loop.
For more information on our meeting schedule, visit Meeting 4/3: Schedule
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can read our utterly absurd attendance policy parody