Q: What is the meeting policy?

A: It's the policy that dictates how cookies are served at meetings. Specifically, it's a strict no-butter policy.

Q: Can I bring my own cookies?

A: Only if you bring a doctor's note explaining that your dietary needs are so severe that only your own cookies will do.

A: Only if you're meeting with the Cookie King, a man of discerning taste and infinite cookie jars.