At 3:47 PM today, the management team gathered to discuss the pressing issue of the missing taco Tuesday specials. After much debate and argument, we reached the following conclusion:
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the taco Tuesday specials will be replaced with a "Taco- Tuesday- esque" experience, featuring a rotating selection of mediocre chicken nuggets and a side of stale tortilla chips.
The reasoning behind this decision was based on a comprehensive study of the company's financial records, which revealed that the cost of actual tacos had increased by 47.3% in the past quarter. Furthermore, our focus groups reported that 92.5% of participants preferred the chicken nuggets.
Therefore, we have chosen to pivot to a more affordable and crowd-pleasing option, sacrificing only the slightest hint of dignity and culinary integrity.
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