Welcome, esteemed canine leaders, to today's meeting of the Canine Council. We're here to address the pressing issue of slobbering. It's a problem that affects us all: the slobby drool, the slobbery mess, the slobbery everything.
We've assembled a team of experts in the field of slobbering to help us find solutions. Dr. Barkenstein, renowned slobberologist, will lead the discussion.
Dr. Barkenstein: "Slobbering is not just a problem of aesthetics; it's a matter of national security. Think of the slobbery stains on our favorite couches, the slobbery mess on our pristine carpets. It's a slippery slope, folks!"
Next up, we have the Canine Slobbering Task Force, presenting their findings. They'll be discussing the latest in slobber-reducing technologies.
Canine Slobbering Task Force: "Our research has led us to the most effective solution: a high-tech, slobber-absorbing mat. It's a game-changer, folks! No more slobbering, no more mess!"
We'll take a short break to allow the Canine Council members to slobber and snack. Please, take a moment to grab a snack from the refreshment table.
After the break, we'll discuss the Canine Slobbering Code of Conduct. It's time to set a new standard for our slobbering behavior.
Agenda Item 3: Slobbering in the Workplace. We'll hear from Canine HR about the impact of slobbering on employee morale.
Agenda Item 4: Slobbering in Relationships. We'll explore the effects of slobbering on our personal relationships.
Agenda Item 5: Slobbering in Art. We'll discuss the role of slobbering in Canine culture.