Quantum Fluctuation Hypothesis, Evidence 1

Meeting Minutes, 3rd of 5

Attendees:

• Professor Babbage
• Dr. Heisenberg
• Mr. Schrödinger

Points of Discussion:

• Quantum entanglement as a means of interdimensional transportation
• The implications of spontaneous human combustion due to excessive caffeine consumption
• Whether or not to include cats in the meeting's agenda

Decisions:

• Decision 1: To investigate further the possibility of quantum entanglement as a means of interdimensional transportation
• Decision 2: To include cats in the meeting's agenda, but only on Wednesdays

Next Meeting: Evidence 2

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