Minute 2: The Meeting Has Just Become Endlessly Fascinating

Agenda Item 1: The Mystery of the Missing Donuts

The plot thickens! Our beloved donuts, which were placed in the break room fridge at precisely 8:45 AM, have vanished into thin air. Some say they were abducted by aliens. Others claim they were eaten by the intern. But we know the truth: they were eaten by our fearless leader, who has a secret love for sugary snacks.

Agenda Item 2: The Rise of the Coffee Overlords