The Epicurus Strategy: A Guide to Doing Nothing

By following the Epicurus strategy, you too can achieve the perfect balance of leisure and productivity. It's simple: just do the bare minimum, and then take a nap.

Step 1: Wake up, stretch, yawn.
Step 2: Check your phone for 2 hours.
Step 3: Eat a snack.
Step 4: Take a long, hot bath.
Step 5: Repeat steps 2-4 indefinitely.

			def strategy():
    wake_up()
    check_phone(2)
    eat_snack()
    take_bath()
    repeat()

def wake_up():
    print("Wake up, stretch, yawn")

def check_phone():
    print("Check phone for 2 hours")

def eat_snack():
    print("Eat a snack")

def take_bath():
    print("Take a long, hot bath")

def repeat():
    print("Repeat steps 2-4 indefinitely")

Don't forget to include plenty of breaks for reading, napping, and browsing cat videos. The key to success is not doing anything.

For more information, see our Epicurus FAQ or our guide to Implementing Epicurus.