Meeting Minutes: The 505th Meeting of the Incompetent Council

The Incompetent Council met for 5 hours to decide what to do with the last donut in the break room. Suggestions included:

1. Use the donut as a coaster for the coffee machine
2. Donate it to the janitor for "motivation"
3. Feed it to the company mascot, a confused-looking cat in a suit
4. Use the donut as a makeshift hammer to tap dance on the conference table
5. Absorb the donut's essence through the power of meditation

After a heated debate, the council decided to use the donut as a makeshift hammer for a spontaneous tap dance party in the conference room. The meeting concluded with the janitor being offered a raise, the cat in a suit being given a participation trophy, and the coffee machine being left alone.