The Definitive Source for Phone Excuses

Because, let's be real, sometimes you just can't be there.

• I'm currently buried under the sea
  • I lost my shoes in the depths and I need to go find them first
• I'm being held hostage by a pack of wild squirrels
  • They demand an endless supply of cheese as ransom
• I'm attending another meeting that's way more interesting than this one
  • This one has FREE DONUTS