Meetings 511: The Breakdown
Meetings 511 is a legendary meeting that defies explanation. Some say it's a vortex that pulls you in with its promises of progress and collaboration, only to leave you questioning the fabric of reality.
Tip 1: Bring a snack
A well-stocked fridge can be the key to surviving meetings 511. Pack a lunch, bring a coffee, and for the love of all that is holy, do not forget the cookies.
Learn more about cookies and their importance.
Tip 2: Set a timer
Meetings 511 can stretch on forever. Set a timer to remind yourself (and everyone else) that there's a world outside these conference room walls.
Read about the science of timers.
Tip 3: Make friends with the coffee machine
Don't underestimate the power of caffeine. Make friends with the coffee machine, and it might just become your ally in the battle against meetings 511.
Discover the art of coffee diplomacy.
And if you value your sanity, don't forget:
The Sanity Savers, a secret society of meeting survivors who have learned to adapt, improvise, and occasionally, escape.