IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTS
MEETING OF THE UNINITIATED
Today's meeting will be held in the conference room, located on the 7th floor, 3rd door on the left. Please arrive early to claim your seat.
- Snacks will be provided, but only for those who bring their own spoons.
- Don't forget to wear your best "I'm a functioning member of society" outfit.
- There will be a quiz on the importance of proper meeting attendance. Failure to participate will result in eternal consequences.