Meeting 514: Last-Minute Ideas

We're running out of time, but we've got this.

Here's what we're going with:

• Introducing "Blerg" - a new brand of coffee that's 90% air, 10% disappointment.
• Rebranding the company's logo to resemble a hastily drawn middle school art project.
• Free pizza for everyone, but only on Fridays, except Tuesdays, and only if it's raining.

Next steps:

• Meeting 514: Last-Minute Ideas (Part 2)
• Meeting 514: Decisions (Not That We'll Actually Stick To)

That's it. We've got a plan. Let's go.