CEO Reboot Plan
Rebooting the company to make it more exciting and relevant in the modern era.
Key goals:
- Make the coffee machine dispense avocado toast
- Install a foosball table in the break room
- Institute a mandatory Friday nap time
Reboot Plan Phase 1: The Great Outdoors
Phase 1 will involve:
- Renaming the company to 'Blerp Inc.'
- Painting the walls bright pink
- Replacing the conference tables with bean bag chairs
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