The Great IT Department Reboot

Problem: Our Codebase is a Hot Mess

We've tried everything. We've rebooted. We've re-rebooted. We've even re-re-rebooted. But nothing seems to be working. It's time to bring in the professionals.

The Reboot Plan

  1. Replace all instances of var with let or const. It's time to leave the past behind.
  2. Remove all comments. Who needs comments, anyway?
  3. Introduce 1000 new bugs to test for edge cases.

Next Meeting: 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM

Join us for the next meeting where we'll discuss our findings and come up with new ways to break the codebase.

A Success Story: When We Didn't Reboot and Everything Worked

Reboot Statistics

We've rebooted: 5 times.

We've broken the codebase: 7 times.