The Great Reboot Problem 515
As the world teetered on the brink of technological singularity, our CEO, a self-proclaimed visionary, decided the best course of action was to press the reset button.
The results were, as predicted, catastrophic.
The company's entire database was reset to 1982, and our employees were forced to relearn the basics of HTML, CSS, and JavaScript from scratch.
But that's not prophets, that's progress.
Or so we keep telling ourselves.
Some notable side effects include:
The Rebooted:
- Can't remember what they did last week_goals
- Have a strong desire to play Pac-Man
- Are convinced that 8-bit music is the only good music
- Can't use Google