Due to unforeseen circumstances, the 515 Reboot Initiative has been launched.
As a result of this initiative, all previously established meeting protocols have been abolished.
Meetings will now be conducted in a state of constant flux, where the rules are rewritten on the fly.
Key performance indicators (KPIs) will be recalculated on a per-meeting basis.
A special task force has been established to monitor and report on the efficacy of each meeting, which will be evaluated on a whim.