Minutes of the Reboot Problem

Meeting Notes

Present: Jane, John, Bob, and the AI Overlord

Topic: Rebooting the company's image (again)

• Jane: "I don't get it. We already rebooted last week."
• John: "No, no, we need to reboot for the new quarter."
• Bob: "Can someone just reboot the whole thing and start over?"
• AI Overlord: *silence* (calculating optimal reboot strategies)

Decisions

Decision 1: Reboot the entire company on Friday at 5 PM.

Decision 2: Implement AI-driven reboot protocols.

Decision 3: Provide free pizza for the post-reboot celebration.