Reboot Meeting: Phase 1 - The Plan

Revised by: John D. Darkscape, Meeting Architect

Approved by: Jane Q. Public, CEO

Meeting Date: 2023-02-15

Objective: Rebooting the company for maximum efficiency
Attendees: All employees
Duration: 2 hours
Agenda:

Phase 1: The Plan

Our objective is to reboot the company, because, let's be real, it's not like it was working that great before.

Phase 2: The Execution - We will actually do stuff
Breakdown of tasks and responsibilities
Establishment of new coffee machine

Remember, this is just a plan. A plan can change. Like, totally.

Reboot Plan 3 - Where things inevitably go wrong

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