By now, you should be questioning the very fabric of reality itself. Good. The Reboot Plan 4 is not for the faint of heart, nor is it for those who still cling to the old ways. No, this is for those who see the abyss that lies before us and say, "You know what? That looks like a great opportunity!"
Step 1: Abandon all hope. It's a trap, we tell you.
Step 2: Reformat the planet. Not literally, but you get the idea.
Step 3: Replace all existing infrastructure with a more efficient, more sustainable, more fun system. Think 3D printed toaster factories in space.
Step 4: Inherit the Earth. Not in the classical sense, but you know what we mean.
And that's it! Simple, really. If you've made it this far, congratulations! You're ready for the Reboot Plan 4.
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