Meetings: 517 The Better Than Nothing Problem

Welcome to meeting 517, where the air is thick with existential dread and the coffee is only slightly lukewarm.

We're here to discuss the age-old problem of having no actual purpose in life. It's a real existential crisis.

Agenda:

• Item 1: Is it better to exist or not exist at all?
• Item 2: Can we make the coffee machine in the break room work, or do we just accept the lukewarm as the new normal?
• Item 3: What's the deal with the stapler that's always jammed?

Subcommittee meetings:

• A: The Quest for Meaning - Meet the existential philosophers who've been stuck in the conference room for weeks.
• B: The Coffee Machine Crusade - A group of rebels fighting for a decent cup of coffee.
• C: The Stapler Struggle is Real - A special task force dedicated to unsticking the jammed stapler.