THE 54321ST MEETING

Decided to be held on a Tuesday, at 2:30 PM, precisely.

The minutes are as follows:

• Item 1: The color of the walls was changed from beige to chartreuse.
• Item 2: The CEO's tie was declared "acceptable" attire for the meeting.
• Item 3: The coffee machine was declared a "necessary evil."

Decided to adjourn, with the exception of Bob from HR, who was still stuck in the supply closet.