Attendees: Bob, Jane, and Joe. Purpose: To discuss the meaninglessness of life.
Bob: "I thought we were here to talk about the new copier, but I guess that was just a distraction."
Jane: "No, no, we're here to discuss the existential implications of our stapler usage."
Joe: "Uh, I thought we were having a meeting about the meeting schedule."
Bob: "Wait, is this a meeting about meetings? Or is it a meeting about the meaninglessness of life? I'm getting confused."
Next Meeting: 54322: The "We Still Have No Idea What We're Doing" Meeting
Resolution: We will continue to meet until someone figures out what we're doing.