The Agenda
Today's meeting was a thrilling experience, filled with excitement and anticipation. Or not.
The discussion revolved around the importance of proper meeting etiquette, with a special focus on not eating the conference room's free donuts.
Key takeaways:
- Don't. Just don't.
- Use your inside voice, even when you're on mute.
- Turn off your phone, unless it's your phone.
Next Steps:
- Implement a strict donut rationing policy.
- Install a 'please turn off your phone' reminder system.
- Consider hiring a professional meeting whisperer.